" 'How canst thou be such a hypocrite,'
said I, even audibly,
'to pretend to be thankful for a condition which,
however thou mayest endeavor to be contented with,
thou wouldest rather pray heartily to be delivered from?' ”
Thank you, Lord, for a job which often directs my heart back to Yourself.
Defoe, Daniel. Robinson Crusoe. Barnes and Nobel Classics, 2003.